Daughter: “Daddy where do you live?”
Baron: “You know where I live, I live in XXXXXXX”
Daughter: “But what’s your house called”
Baron: “You know what it’s called, do you remember?”
Daughter: “It’s called Bernard isn’t it?!”

At this point the Baron collapses into hysterical laughter, daughter is very pleased with herself altho’ refuses to divulge where on earth she came up with the name Bernard from.

Suffice to say my house is not called Bernard!

Song Of The Day – Kraftwerk ~ Das Modell

Original Comments:


Rachel made this comment,
first comment.
that’s great. bernard is a great name! my friend named her car penny lane from the beatles song. it’s great how creative little kids are. 🙂
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comment added :: 7th October 2004, 02:11 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
Okay, now, shouldn’t it be called Bernard now? How can you resist?
Kristie

[Redbaron responds – Hmm yes, there is a snag tho’, if I tell people I’m going back to Bernard tongues will definitely wag!]

comment added :: 7th October 2004, 02:16 GMT+01
baracuda made this comment,
“Excuse me officer, can you give me directions to Bernard please”
“Eh? Are you trying to be funny son? Bugger off”
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comment added :: 7th October 2004, 18:05 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
A little scandal can be fun. :oD
Kristie

comment added :: 7th October 2004, 20:20 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
Are you SHAW it’s not called Bernard ? Ouch !
Big John

[Redbaron responds – By George, that’s atrocious John!!]

comment added :: 9th October 2004, 16:59 GMT+01
Rachel made this comment,
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comment added :: 9th October 2004, 23:05 GMT+01
Rina made this comment,
Ah, that’s funny.
A girl in my class has a fascination with the name Bernard. She uses it whenever making up a name for anything. It’s unbearably funny, esp. coming from her.

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comment added :: 24th October 2004, 02:01 GMT+01

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