I have an idea, since I get bored quite easily and I don’t like being on my own most of the time, and I disagree with the concept of borders not to mention political tyranny I have come up with a solution: I have decided to declare a unilateral open border policy to all those fleeing political persecution and this means there will be a particular abolition of the quota for Americans! Simply prove left-wing credentials at the door and find yourself a place on the floor. First to arrive will be greeted with a nice cool glass of Stolichnaya. Come one come all! Ah I ought to add people who enjoy getting up stupidly early in the morning of their own volition may find their applications take longer to process.
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I have decided to call this enterprise UNILEFT!

As for the fact that I am now getting as many hits an hour as I used to in a day I can only quote that great philosopher Elmer J. Fudd:

“There’s somthin’ scwewy goin’ on awound here!”

Song Of The Day – U2 ~ Vertigo

Original Comments:


Pimme made this comment,
Great idea…I’ll bring some steamed hardshell crabs and we’ll call it a party!
I like that U2 song also. They’re using it in an iPod commercial on TV here.

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comment added :: 12th November 2004, 05:54 GMT+01
moog made this comment,
http://www.getmetickets.net/tickets/viewtickets?eventId=1546
hope they are still there, i saw it advertised in my mates paper, i bet they are all sold out!!!
FUCKERS!!!

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comment added :: 12th November 2004, 18:27 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
I’m wearing my “What would Durga do?” shirt after eschewing the “Ded Bob” for president one this morning. I don’t acknowledge single-digit a.m. hours on principle. Can I come?
Kristie [kristiesgu@gmail.com]

comment added :: 12th November 2004, 19:32 GMT+01
A visitor made this comment,
Will I need an identity card to get in ? If so, how much do they cost ?
John

comment added :: 13th November 2004, 17:47 GMT+01
Rachel made this comment,
I’ll try to get time off. This’ll be one of those ‘time needed for personal time’.
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comment added :: 13th November 2004, 22:46 GMT+01
Rina made this comment,
I’m coming, I’m coming, my shoe fell off as I ran. Gimme a mo’ to replace it! Aw, fuck it, who needs shoes?
Mm, vodka … That’s actually the brand me da buys, Stolichnaya! Rock on … I think we have some in the freezer, actually, and SNL is about to come on so I’ll drink myself into a stupor. Liam Neeson is quite attractive when drunk.

P. S. Loves the song 😉

comment added :: 14th November 2004, 08:31 GMT+01
Bob Red made this comment,
well, i guess my application would take longer to process than it takes a Chav postman to deliver your cloned credit card.
Long live the morning people.
5:30am is my friend (well some of the time anyway)
Oh and congrats in putting up a piccie, (well sort of anyway)
May all your hits be plentiful
RED
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comment added :: 21st November 2004, 20:21 GMT+01

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